रामले धनुष भाँच्दा जनक खुशी

शिवले डमरु बजाउँदा पार्वती खुशी

कृष्णले बाँसुरी बजाउँदा राधा खुशी

मैले सुशेली बजाउँदा तिम्रो बाउ किन बेखुशी यार ?

निन्द्रा भगाउने उत्तम उपाय…..प्रेम गर्नोस् ।

किन ?

किनकी भन्छन्: प्रेममा भोक,प्यास र निन्द्रा हराउँछ ।

U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one U marry becomes UR wife or husband.

And the one U loved becomes the password of UR email

******

[Well, the saying was valid until recently. These days, most of U ‘DO’ marry UR love and email clients require U to have at least 8 characters with at least one number in it.]

कहाँ छौ मित्र ?

जहाँ भएपनि ६,७ घन्टा जहाँ हो त्यहीँ बस ।

तिम्रो ज्यानको खतरा हुनसक्छ

किनकी

नगरपालिकाले आज शहरको सबै भुस्याहा कुकुर मार्न थालेको रहेछ ।

तिन महान:

वी.पी. कोईराला जो बितिसके

मदन भण्डारी जो सिद्धिइसके

नारायण गोपाल जलि सके

बाँकी २ जना छौं,

तिमी र म

भेट्दै गरौं है ।

Chats and SMS are different from emails or the good-old letters. They are full of shortcuts. Every now and then I get into a situation that forces me to feel ‘too old’ or ‘too young’ to know the meaning of the shortcuts. Now, I have collected the most useful ones here.

These shortcuts are dynamic in nature and might mean different in different situation and cultures. But in general/in English they usually mean as listed below. But, be warned, there is no guarantee that they always mean the same!

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFK Away From Keyboard

ASAP As Soon As Possible

ATK At The Keyboard

ATM At The Moment

A3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace

BAK Back At Keyboard

BBL Be Back Later

BBS Be Back Soon

BFN/B4N Bye For Now

BRB Be Right Back

BRT Be Right There

BTW By The Way

CU See You

CUL8R See You Later

CYA See You

FAQ Frequently Asked Questions

FC Fingers Crossed

FWIW For What It’s Worth

FYI For Your Information

GAL Get A Life

GG Good Game

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GR8 Great!

G9 Genius

IC I See

ICQ I Seek you

ILU I Love You

IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

IOW In Other Words

IRL In Real Life

KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid

LDR Long Distance Relationship

LMAO Laugh My A** Off

LOL Laughing Out Loud

LTNS Long Time No See

L8R Later

MTE My Thoughts Exactly

M8 Mate

NRN No Reply Necessary

OIC Oh I See

PITA Pain In The A**

PRT Party

PRW Parents Are Watching

QPSA? Que Pasa?

ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

SK8 Skate

ASL Age, Sex, Location

THX Thank You

TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!

TTYL Talk To You Later

U You

U2 You Too

U4E Yours For Ever

WB Welcome Back

WTF What The F…

WTG Way To Go!

WUF Where Are You From?

W8 Wait…

7K Sick

….. thx 4 taking ur time 2 go thru this list.

Smile to old means respect.
Smile to a child means innocence.
Smiling infront of mobile means mental.
Still smiling?

Confirmed!

Minister for Information and Communications Shankar Pokharel told that Nepal may get a third mobile carrier. But will it happen soon? No, it won’t

The two current carriers, Nepal Telecom and Mero Mobile, have a guarantee in place that no other operators will enter the scene until September 2010 at the earliest. Even then they will try every might to make it difficult for any new entry in the sector. The minister’s remark looks nothing more than a threat for the current providers. With unstable political situation, one can’t say weather  Shankar Pokharel will remain a minister or a mere subscriber by September next year.

“It is the responsibility of the telecom company to provide the best quality of service to the consumers whether by upgrading the technology or hiring qualified human resources who know how to fix the problems…If they fail to come up with a solution, the government will have to resort to the option of bringing in another telecom company to enhance competition and give the quality of service that people desire.” (source)

Nepal has about 4.65 million mobile users and more than 75% are not satisfied with the service provided by the two carriers. Mobile penetration rate in Nepal is a mere 15.5%.

If you are complaining about the mobile phone service in Nepal then you are not alone. More than 75 percent of the subscribers in Nepal feel the same.

In a survey carried out by the Nepal Telecommunication Authority (NTA) has shown that only 7 percent mobile phone users were satisfied with the service. It has shown that 75 percent of mobile phone users think that the quality of mobile service in the country is not good.

The survey was conducted in NTA website and ran for more than three months.

There are 4.65 million mobile users in the country in which Nepal Telecom has larger share of 2.78 million subscribers and Mero Mobile has 1.86 million subscribers. (source)

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